He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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