your parents love me but you hate me
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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