Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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