he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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