you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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