i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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