I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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