your room smells of hookers.
And success
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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