if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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