I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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