If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
