You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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