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i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
When are your genitals available?
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