Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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