I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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