Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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