I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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