i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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