I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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