just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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