the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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