thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At least make sure they are 18
Why
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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