I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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