Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I have demons in me.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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