Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
