Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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