Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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