dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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