I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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