okay pat passed out under dana's car
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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