i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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