Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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