dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Couch. On fire.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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