you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Randomize
