I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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