im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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