I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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