would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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