Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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