First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he fucked my hip out of place.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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