I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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