I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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