Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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