I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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