I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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