she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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