ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My pussy is not your playground.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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