Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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