That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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