Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
im holly from the hills drunk
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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