Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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