this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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