i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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