and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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