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(502): View more from Kentucky

I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.

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(646): View more from New York

You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....

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(818): View more from California

so... thinking about masturbating finally

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taking the losers way out I see

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(208): View more from Idaho

you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room

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(916): View more from California

How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.

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(317): View more from Indiana

sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".

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(812): View more from Indiana

Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!

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