i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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