my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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