no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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